[Footnote 1: In this letter, though written in prose, the reader, upon
examining, will find each second sentence rhymes to the former.--_H._]
[Footnote 2: Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Dingley.--_F._]
[Footnote 3: A phrase used in Ireland for a specious appearance of
kindness without sincerity.--_F._]
[Footnote 4: A name used in Ireland for the English quartern.--_F._]
DR. SHERIDAN'S ANSWER
I'd have you to know, as sure as you're Dean,
On Thursday my cask of Obrien I'll drain;
If my wife is not willing, I say she's a quean;
And my right to the cellar, egad, I'll maintain
As bravely as any that fought at Dunblain:
Go tell her it over and over again.
I hope, as I ride to the town, it won't rain;
For, should it, I fear it will cool my hot brain,
Entirely extinguish my poetic vein;
And then I should be as stupid as Kain,
Who preach'd on three heads, though he mention'd but twain.
Now Wardel's in haste, and begins to complain;
Your most humble servant, dear Sir, I remain,
T. S.--N.
Get Helsham, Walmsley, Delany,
And some Grattans, if there be any:[1]
Take care you do not bid too many.
[Footnote 1: _I.e._ in Dublin, for they were country clergy.--_F._]
DR.
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