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Gibbs, Philip, 1877-1962

"Now It Can Be Told"


The Australian was not drunk. I could see that he had just drunk
enough to make his brain very clear and solemn. He explained the
matter deliberately, with a slow choice of words, as though giving
evidence of high matters before a court. It appeared that he had gone
into the estaminet opposite with four friends. They had ordered five
glasses of porto, for which they had paid twenty centimes each, and
drank them. They then ordered five more glasses of porto and paid the
same price, and drank them. After this they took a stroll up and down
the street, and were bored, and went into the estaminet again, and
ordered five more glasses of porto. It was then the trouble began. But
it was not the Australian who began it. It was the woman behind the
bar. She served five glasses more of porto and asked for thirty
centimes each.
"Twenty centimes," said the Australian. "Vingt, Madame."
"Mais non! Trente centimes, chaque verre! Thirty, my old one. Six
sous, comprenez?"
"No comprennye," said the Australian.


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