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Beerbohm, Max, Sir, 1872-1956

"Yet Again"

In
the Buffet of Dover Harbour, in the cold grey dawn, in the brief
interval between boat and train, the large young man, shooting his
cuffs, strode forward, struck a confidential attitude across the
counter, and began to flirt with the barmaid.
Open-mouthed, fascinated, appalled, I watched this monstrous and
unimaginable procedure. I was not near enough to overhear what was
said. But I knew by the respective attitudes that the time-honoured
ritual was being observed strictly by both parties. I could see the
ice of haughty indifference thawing, little by little, under the fire
of gallant raillery. I could fix the exact moment when `Indeed?'
became `I daresay,' and when `Well, I must say' gave place to `Go
along,' and when `Oh, I don't mind you--not particularly' was
succeeded by `Who gave you them flowers?'... All in the cold grey
dawn...
The cry of `Take your places, please!' startled me into realisation
that all the other passengers had vanished. I hurried away, leaving
the young man still in the traditional attitude which he had assumed
from the first--one elbow sprawling on the counter, one foot cocked
over the other. My porter had put my things into a compartment exactly
opposite the door of the Buffet. I clambered in.
Just as the guard blew his whistle, the young man or monster came
hurrying out.


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