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Beerbohm, Max, Sir, 1872-1956

"Yet Again"


When, after seven days and nights of sea traversed, I caught my first
glimpse of Sandy Hook, was there no comparison between Columbus and
myself? To see what one has not seen before, is not that almost as
good as to see what no one has ever seen?
Romance, exhilaration, self-importance these are what my labels
symbolised and recalled to me. That lost collection was a running
record of all my happiest hours; a focus, a monument, a diary. It was
my humble Odyssey, wrought in coloured paper on pig-skin, and the one
work I never, never was weary of. If the distinguished Ithacan had
travelled with a hat-box, how finely and minutely Homer would have
described it--its depth and girth, its cunningly fashioned lock and
fair lining withal! And in how interminable a torrent of hexameters
would he have catalogued all the labels on it, including those
attractive views of the Ho^tel Circe, the Ho^tel Calypso, and other
high-class resorts. Yet no! Had such a hat-box existed and had it been
preserved in his day, Homer would have seen in it a sufficient record,
a better record than even he could make, of Odysseus' wanderings. We
should have had nothing from him but the Iliad. I, certainly never
felt any need of commemorating my journeys till my labels were lost to
me.


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